Lovely Rita, Leith-Mermaid

Um...there appears to be a mermaid at the back of our office.

Patiently standing (can you stand on a fishtail??) and proffering vittles including a lumpy loaf as well as a fullsome glass of wine.

Had I known she was round there with all her "mermaid gear" on including apron, horn and tastefully arranged scallop shells I would have blipped her sooner.

You find them in the strangest places...