Glossing In Da Workhouse

When one fools around in the workhouse you have to face the consequences. Not doing a Hitler salute, but touching gloss when it ain't touch dry. To be fair, this chap did spend at least an hour and a half getting the gloss off his face and arms (Hitler salute). I could've bathed him in white spirits, but that would have fecking knocked him out for six or possibly killed him. I don't think he ever flew again.