Carnival...

Ride.

I love the carnival. I love rides. Upside down, left to right, spinning round, chucked backwards, I'm up for them all. I couldn'a manage a big park though. I'm the world's worst queuer. I canny do queues.

World's top 5 worst queues:

5. Petrol Stations - when some dick takes ages to pay his/her fuel bill.
4. Knobs who stand up on a plane before it stops. You've still to get yer bag numpty.
3. National Lottery - I don't even do it, what happened to separate queues for that
2. People using 4 bank cards at a cash machine just to find an extra £10 for booze
1. French Ski Slopes - They've no got a clue

Took J and met my pal Brian and his wee ones. Luckily, Jen was there to babysit for a bit, so me and Brian could have some fun on the big rides.

Thanks Irn-Bru carnival