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"When are you leaving to pick your mother up from the airport?" "Oh well, let's see: her plane gets in at 3; figure half an hour to get her luggage... So, never!" "Never? Isn't that usually when you go to the gym?" - (The Big Bang Theory, S12xE22)

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