This Green(and pleasant)Land...

Someone wants to buy my flat;
(he told me in a tweet).
It's meant to be a secret,
but he also wants the street.

He'd like to buy the city too,
the Castle, Arthur's Seat,
the Botanics and the Palace
(for Melania, as a treat....)

But like the Danes, we won't give in,
to the orange, toupéed cheat.
We'll ban the bugger from these shores,
And make the fool retweet....