Poltoberro.

Rather oddly, the beach was crowded with Japanese tourists by 9am this morning. I have no idea why.
I'm not even very sure why I was there, to be honest, except that I was escaping the house before the cleaner arrived (he said, sadly realising how middle-class this makes him). She will talk about anything, but especially bleach, for hours on end without even stopping to breathe....never mind to actually clean. In the past, I have even slowly poured petrol over myself as she talked before striking a match and setting myself alight.....she didn't even blink.