My life

Pretty much summarizes my life just now.

Yesterday I was walking back to the flat share after work, wearing tight black trousers. I played with a dog who jumped up at me several times. Later, I saw a lot of men smile at me, and I thought, well, I seem to be looking good enough. Back at the flat I looked in the mirror and saw that massive muddy paw print right on my crotch. Well played dog, well played. Ah well!