Not the Hoy Hills

The Current Mrs Creel sets out on her 3,200 ft ascent. She walked 12 miles - and that was to and from the breakfast buffet.

We were drookit in the afternoon; thunder rumbling round the hills. Spar is such an international brand. Our Italian's not that good though, we came out with 10 Woodbines and a pair of pig's trotters.

We cannot see the sea.