I Say!

How do you do?
Terribly nice to meet you.
I'm Prince Chas of the Kingdom of Tip Cup.
And what do you do?
...
Sigh.
I never wanted to be a prince. I want to go to sea like my cousin.
He's a rubber duck. Some of the stories he can tell, ha!
There was one time with a squeaky frog and a bubblebath and. But hmmph, maybe I shouldn't tell that one. But he has a great time I can tell you.

But duty calls.
...

quack quack?