on the 10th day of christmas...

...my true love gave to me 10 slippers a-slipping, 9 phones a-ringing, 8 ukuleles a-playing, 7 Santa's sitting, 6 chickens a-clucking, 5 smelly cheeses, 4 icing figures, 3 wise men, 2 spiky mugs and a cat in a christmas tree

(sorry i missed a few days but i made up a few to make the song work)