youneverknow

By sas05

demob happy..

three days off the ole treadmill... my five day impression of a hamster on his wheel has come to an end..lets have a recap of the highs and lows ....cripes that was brief...dontcha just love work.... actually yesterday at shoreham retail macs,, heard this samba drumming come from a car in the queue .. when i looked over it was live .. two guys with a shaker and drum sticks were banging out a passable samba beat .. fair play ...put a smile on my face...and now for the lows.. yes first prize goes to thiose lovely lovely car drivers and yup found another one today..clearly i cant go forward ,, clearly im trying to go backwards get out of the way and numbty is stopping me,, making no attempt to move one way or the other.. i think his singular thought was to get to the drive thru lane come what may....was tempted to say,, if we both say the magic word this 55 foot truck will shrink in size....nope that didnt work ... guess ya better move numbty ... to which his reply was i wanna go to the drive thru..ummmm reason was failing ...his need for a big mac was just too great for common sense...never mind...eventually his thirst for the big mac was quenched... and now im home n happy ...
other good news thats news,, its stopped raining... the second wettest year last year eh ... must mean were in for a hose pipe ban soon then ..another swipe at the establishment comes in the form of the train fare hikes...when are the average british joe gonner stop being raped and pillaged by these monopoly companies...other than selling an liver to get on a train or farting too much to power my boiler these companies have us where it hurts and they dont mind squeezing till it runs dry... one day i will action my masterplan and live on a island.. tune in and cop out..till then ill subscribe to mr and mrs average`s idea of modern living.. but i will gripe and moan all the way along ....tongue wedged firmly in cheek.. pass me a big mac ali darling !!! lol...


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