Do Not Mess With Sissy!

My sissy may look just like a weak and wimpy lil'sissy. But do not mess with her. She is one tough cookie. I made sure of that by rampaging her every chance I get. See. See what I did for her by terrorizing her? See how much her life is better because of me?

I clearly gave her street cred.

She stopped this "Bullymastiff" right in his tracks while the mastiff's parents looked mortified that she would unleash her can of whoopass at my command.

Nobody messes with my sissy. Except me!

Or maybe the mastiff ain't such a bad-ass. Watch this, a balloon backed down a few mastiffs. Is my sister really a balloon?