What?

Here's me and a very large paddling pool!

Have rounded up anything within a four mile radius.

Ace.

A whippet bit my bottom.

Ace.

The sun came out.

Ace.

I found a pair of baby's leggings and wore them as a hat!

Ace.

I have only been shouted at 16 times today! A record.

Apparently, it's not a record. That's a black plastic thing with a hole in the middle.

Ace.

Slept for 12 hours. Amazing.

We only have a signal whilst we're out some of the time! So apologises for being rubbish...

Oh yes, I appear to have purchased red wine.