I Don't See Any Peanuts Here!

No, you don't and I'll tell you why: you and your buddies get into big, noisy fights over them.  I'd love to be able to dump about 25 pounds of them in the grass so you'll all have enough but I think you'd still all make a fuss over them.  How about this?  You sit still and be quiet and I'll toss a couple to you, just you.  Don't tell anybody. 

He told.