I confiscated Alexander's iPad at bedtime but we were interrupted by Mr HPW coming in. I was suspicious about where it had gone but Mr HPW told me it was definitely on our bed....

I've just checked this.
And confiscated it again.

He's been reading a lot of Alex Rider, teenage spy books lately. I also suggested earlier on that he listen to the Tom Sawyer audiobook, but on reflection that may not be a good idea, if he's likely to fake his own death next week.