DO NÒT ATTEMPT RESUSCITATION

I do not wish to arrive safely at the Pearly Gates only to be rudely returned to life and finding a pimply youth breathing heavily into my mouth.  It worries me that schools are teaching children first aid which will include resuscitation .  I have had both wrists tattooed with DNAR and have a large note in mobile, bag and wallet and a doctor has signed an official one for my fridge.  Will children be trained to look for wishes before they leap into action?  I can understand  that younger people might appreciate being helped, but the old?  Surely a quick way out is preferable to a sick and handicapped old age.