Good Samaritans

Goose #1 - "Whoa, look at that!"

Goose #2 - "What's he doing?"

#1 - "Darned if I know."

#2 - "Looks painful."

#1 - "I can't tell if he's dead or alive."

#2 - "Oh, he's definitely alive."

#1 - "How can you tell?"

#2 - "He hasn't fallen over."

#1 - "Should I go poke him and see?"

#2 - "No."

#1 - "Maybe we should call 911."

#2 - "Seriously.  'You've got a cell phone?"

#1 - "No.  I thought I'd just honk at somebody."

#2 - :"Move along.  If he's still here after our swim we'll poke him."

#1 -  "I think I should try honking."

#2 -  "Move along."