The welcoming party

Sabu: You are late

Me Sorry I took the dogs out for a walk.

Sabu: I fail to understand why you are late.

Me: well I needed some fresh air.

Sabu: em don’t do it again. We really do not appreciate you going out when we need humans to provide entertainment.

Me: I see...I apologise profusely.

Ssbu: Well let that be a lesson to you. Dogs are inferior to cats. Their needs are to come after those of the ruling felines.