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The time please! Of course this fellow can’t tell the time so I had to tell him!
A bit wet at times today and frustrating as the Post Office was unable to take a cash deposit saying there wasn’t fault on both my cards. Having rung the bank they said there was nothing wrong with the cards and it was all down to the post office.
Went to wellington and called into Lloyds who also can’t take deposits for another bank. As they are the only bank in close proximity I’m very tempted to open an account with them but not sure I’ll live long enough to go through all the requirements for opening an account!!