KELLOGG

I call this beautiful little Pekin duck Kellogg, due to his spectacularly coloured feet and bill.
He lives in London's Docklands, alongside Mallards, Moorhens, Coots and Gulls quite happily.
I consulted a national bird charity about acquiring a mate for him and they said I could go to prison if I did that; apparently it's a criminal offence to introduce a non-native species into the wild.
I might just have to kidnap him instead..