Gardacrobatics

- Look Sarge! I haven't touched the ground for at least 30 seconds! 
- Me neither Damo, me neither! 
- First one to put a foot on the ground is on resuscitation duty when Anto-the-alco passes out in the station's waiting room.
- No shaggin way! I can still taste of Dutch Gold puke from last week's episode... 
- Sarge, the light's turned green...
- Feck that, I'm winning, I'm not budging.
- Them motorists, they don't look all that pleased...
- Ah well, tough shit. We're Gards. And I'm winning! 

An Garda Síochána... Jayzus, I feel protected!