Sticks

This is my favourite activity, I kill sticks. You have to understand the bark ground to this as Wheatons were invented to be ratters (kill rats) and if The Boss chucks a stick I pursue it, catch it and kill it by chewing its head off. OK OK OK warning some folk might find this context upsetting...I do if I don’t get enough of them to kill...OK?
However there is an undesirable side to this as in older age (77) I have begun to swallow chunks of the wood which sometimes don’t dissolve and things can get a tad smelly. Not that I notice but The Bossess has delicate sensitivities it seems.
So it’s becoming a regulated activity like a lot of stuff in the world today...
Tuss