The Phantom (menace!)

Episode One:
In a galaxy far, far away well, the end of the M65 our intrepid hero's quest for a fish finger butty continued in vain.

After rescuing the beautiful princess from the evil overlord aka work, they feasted upon the finest haddock & chips at Bannys restaurant, before he seduced her with a browse around Boundary Mill Stores. As the entrance doors revolved around them, he whispered those 3 words she loved to hear...'the sale's on'!

To be continued....!