Last Pair (Pear?)

Our garden hasn't exactly yielded a bounteous harvest this year, at least not to us! The local wildlife must, however, be truly replete! The badgers have had nearly all the pears just leaving us with a few weedy specimens, as in the pic. The strawberries have been ravaged by woodlice, the cherries by the birds and we've barely had a single apple. Ah well, there's a chilli on the plant upstairs (one). There's always next year.