Sadly this is the only photo I’ve taken today...

...even more sadly this is a picture of my dog’s poo.

Artfully disguised under an emoji (for your sensibilities dear reader).

When I first brought Bertie home at 11 months old he pooed in normal places. On the ground!!

One day he watched a very tall greyhound poo on top of a box hedge and he has never looked back.

The baby monkey puzzle tree however, is a first.