Confession

"due to a terrible miscalculation in scale..."
thank you for the kind comments regarding yesterday's blip of my "lava lamp"
I feel compelled to confess that the lamp is not, in reality, as grand as it may have appeared yesterday.
A majestic 6" tall, it lights when shaken and remains illuminated for a whole 60 seconds.

Trivia points for anyone identifying the partial quotation.