Auditory Attack

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The dude opposite me at work has started singing at his desk. Now, I’m a reasonable woman but this is simply not acceptable. If he broke into a rendition of ‘9 to 5’ (and the whole office joined in, preferably with a dance routine), I’d be delighted but the noise he makes is more akin to a moan of pain than the dulcet tones of Dolly.

After much deliberation. I decided that ‘Haud yer wheesht, fannybaws’ would probably push the boundaries of professional conduct so I popped my headphones in for the rest of the day.

I’m taking in (extra chewy) toffee tomorrow.

C