Priorities

So...

Do they like us for our swish chairs and the oak-laminate flooring?

No

Do they like us for our matching imacs and expensive lighting?

Not on your nelly

Do they like us for the money we've lavished on esoteric equipment and stainless-steel fruitbowls?

Not in a month of Sundays.

No, what they really like is this thing for dispensing poncey water out of a bottle which we've never used because it drips everywhere and was in a sale-bin because the shop couldn't give it away...

You find fascination in the strangest places - let's keep it that way!