Born to be mild ...

Most weeks I drive past the place that makes these ....

I know they have the negatives of a bike; exposure to the elements, flies in your teeth, dodgy leather pants And the negatives of a car; cant nip through traffic jams, no leaning into corners, full price parking.

So why i am i always drawn to them? i think they just seem like the perfect accessory to a shaven head and a goatee :)