Library Troubles

I got an email over the weekend advising that 2 books I have on loan from the library are due back this Thursday.

Theres only 1 problem. I've never heard of the books or authors.

The library assistants are all volunteers these days, and the one I spoke to looked to be about 18, and the quiet shy type, so my first words went have helped.

"Good evening. You are going to curse and swear and call me names under your breath. I have a problem, and you're it!"

Poor girl went proper pale. I can be evil at times.

Fortunately, we managed to sort out one of the books, but I have to wait for a phone call from someone else about the other one.