Noisy Neighbour

Charlie: Does she ever shut up?

Tiddy: Tune her out?

Maud: (shouting) I love my bone! I love lying on my back and chewing it.

And I love drum n base... I think it's a phase I'm going through.

Maud is being spectacularly loud at the moment but since the mean age of our neighbours is 80 most of them don't notice: they're too busy listening to Barry Manilow. I'm joking :-)