Van der Graaf generator

Having nailed his father perfectly the previous day, Ottawacker Jr. decided to throw up. Having thrown up, he knew we were duty bound to keep him off school for 24 hours. He has this whole system sussed. If you are reading this in 2039 and you are looking for the diamond heist organizer, it's him...

We managed, on this most poignant of days, to have a fair bit of fun. And discovered that the curse of the Ottawacker hair has been passed down from father to son. Sorry... but at least you won't be bald.