Bertie’s gang

‘Terrifying toddlers run amok in largest milk smuggling gang operation in Berkshire ‘ that would be my headline.
He’s just made me laugh so much..I’ve crept upstairs to bed & he heard me and was shouting ‘Oi! Mama Oi!’ Over & over. Where does that come from?! Haha. I had to climb in his cot for about 15 mins to get him calm again. He was cuddling me tight nose to nose. So rare. I feel fully trained for a career as international diamond smuggler thanks to all the late night stealth manoeuvres.