He's got a lot on his mind

Black Friday - 
an onslaught, a misnomer, 
goes on forever,
spams its way in
with everyday offers ‘TOO GOOD TO MISS!’
ads, deals, scams, read the smallprint
blam blam blam blam blam…

And now this -
but it’s only £3 a month 
that’s nothing
2 years, 24 months, £72
would it be insane not to accept?
Money on the brain
blam blam blam blam blam…