Seriously??

Mum went to the huge Maxi supermarket to do her shopping. I don’t mind, because she always comes back with nice things. As in highly edible, human food that she shares with me, normally.

I’ve already got a dog Advent calendar waiting, hidden away somewhere. But look at this! What would you say this could be? An Advent calendar that smells divine and has a DOG on it? Mum said Oh, no Alice, that one is for me! It’s got chocolate in it.

Deceptive. Not nice. It has a dog on it!!