And now for our segment "What This Is?"

1. Alice, please note, the Eat Me Cookies side effects do remain in the system for years.

2. Easter is early in Florida and the bunny is out painting everything.

3. Photographers and filters can be a dangerous combination.

4. Martin Johnson Heade in his later paintings of the Florida marsh developed a Fauvist bend to his palette.

5. All of the above with the addition of smoke intensifying the sunset, elevated pollen count and moist atmospheric ether.

This is my property viewed to the northwest. Sawgrass (seen here in great quantity) prevents any surprise invasion from that direction except by those who have a fetish for ribbonlike bloody welts covering their entire body. The drainage ditch to the south and a brackish backwater to the southwest keep away all, but the creature from the Black Lagoon. The densest Palmetto undergrowth shields the northeast. And, of course, Mirl and Sidd guard their own food bowls. All is safe here.