Exhausted

Get up.

Herd cats.

Go on cushion as instructed.

Herd cats.

Go on cushion as instructed.

Herd cats.

Put bottom on cushion but legs akimbo braced on floor. Just in case.

Eat.

'Cheer up' Alf. Strange, he's not as happy about it as me.

'Cheer up' Pud instead. He goes off in huff.

What's to do?

'Cheer up' aprecious. She suggests that the dog's home maybe looking for new occupants.

Finish cheering up PDQ.

Drink.

Jump about outside for a bit.

Sleep. Getting up is exhausting!

Mumbles darkly about work. Where I should have been half an hour ago.