Road to Hell

I’ve ignored the election on Blipland so far.

Obviously you can’t ignore it in real life, because it is a festering dumpster fire of a slow motion train wreck.

In it, a man who has made a career out of acting like a bumbling buffoon has been demonstrating in real time that no acting was actually required - and he has seasoned his incompetence with a nasty, arrogant, narcissistic sociopath dressing. And yet the polls suggest that his clear unfitness to be entrusted with anything more complicated than getting in a round of tea has inspired increased numbers of voters to vote for him.

I despair. Leave voters get very upset if they are accused of being stupid, but if you don’t want to be accused of being a duck how about you stop waddling about and quacking?