Eggs-Rated Breakfast

My Dear Fellows and Dear Princess Normal,

Today was such a dull effing day. I reviewed 118 test scripts and am STILL only halfway through. 

That sound you hear is my eyeballs screaming.

The high point of the day was Caro's breakfast. This is it. I don't always make happy faces, but the two eggs were too much of a temptation. I put sliced tomato on there to turn them into googly eyes.

"Why did you turn my eggs into TITS?" asked Caro, appalled.

FFS. It is clearly a smiley face. CLEARLY. 

S.

p.s. And also, WHAT DID SHE THINK THE CUCUMBER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE??