Incie wincie spider....

This chap had spun a web in our garden from a tree to the washing line.
The picture is poor and the spider was HUGE which you cant tell. Anyway, in order to photograph him I spent ages with a piece of white paper behind him.
You might think that by doing this something in my brain would register for future needs that there was a big dirty spider suspended in the air but no! half an hour later I walked straight into the blighter then did one of those stupid girlie frantic panics round the garden whilst beating my head trying to get the spider off.
I did however style it out very well at the end so the neighbours thought I was bodypopping the way ones does when on maternity leave.....