What happened?

Boss, it was an accident, I swear. It was dark, I was tired, I was hungry. I didn't mean it. Come on. You know me.

Moose, it was a souvenir, a precious memento for someone.

Maybe you can buy cheap dog food for a while - well not too long 'cause it's not good for me you know - and you can buy another one with the savings.

[sigh]