Eye robot

?No-one would have believed, in the first years of the 21st Century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us."...with apologies to H.G. Wells.

This monocular little chap records a few seconds of sound and has motion sensitive playback. His tripod feet are suckers and his legs can assume fantastic bendy shapes. A call recording company freebie that I liberated to take over the world with his fellow tripodials.