What a cracker

What a disaster, the pangolin and pinenuts was 'off' so a tin of Spam was opened. My mother, in her 90th year, played her joker early and whipped out her ration book. She then amazed us all by drinking a copious amount of wine. Uncle Donny joined in the festive fun. He keeps dropping off. The last time he woke he levered himself up with his stick, he glanced back at his seat - there were two walnuts lying there. He passed out.

Katy then did some tricks with a trifle. Same time next year.