unwarranted coarseness

Big glubs with thinner knitted glubs beneath them do not allow effective gesturing at cars which feel the need to whizz past excessively fast on surfaces not designed for it towards a junction at which stopping is almost always necessary, but presumably the driver of this already knows deep down that his winky is weeny and no longer requires to be thus informed by the people past whom he whizzes. We were only going up Victoria Street due to the presence of the temporary four-way delay factory between the Cowgate and Holyrood Road, along both of which it is simple to travel at speeds that all but the most weenily-winkied motor-wielders deem acceptable, or at least up with which able to be put.

I thought I'd switched my hatcam back on after leaving the Parliament, but did not, so the interval between two occurrences of the same event by different people was not recorded.