Bleurgh

Blippers. Were you really really hoping to find an expensive Lensbaby lens in your Christmas stocking,but were sadly disappointed?
Here’s a diy version. 
Get your camera and go “bleeuurrgh “ all over the lens. Take your photo. You will have to use manual focus because the poor camera will not be able to see what it’s doing.
Voila . A suitably fartnarkled image for Abstract Thursday.