The psycho-snowman

Among the worst things about being sick is the inability to appreciate the fact that the weather is not -40 outside.

We'll pay for this later, you mark my words. No snow, no cold, no misery, no broken hips or arms, no penguin-walking geriatrics.... it's at times like this that winter in Canada becomes bearable... and I am stuck inside incapable of taking advantage of it.

Not Ottawacker Jr however, who has decided to use an impromptu snowfall to create the backdrop for his very own horror movie. Loosely based on the Snowman, which along with its excellent sequel forms part of our Christmas traditions, he has created a character for his own B-movie horror film. 

Filmed entirely in white, Psycho-Snowman will be out sometime in March, and stars a terrifying, brooding, black-eyed, behemoth of a lead (who can be seen in today's blip).

What better way to welcome in 2020, the year we all gain hindsight, than with a little bit of kitsch horror. 

Tickets, I am unreliably informed, will be available soon from Ticketmaster.