New Year’s Honours

In honour of their outstanding and noble service without complaint, I would like to nominate the following....
My trousers - for their upstanding and fearlessness shown in the face of excessive sedentary endurance
My cardigan - for its fearless and unrelenting offering of comfort in the face of exposure to hot and cold environments
My shoes - for their fearless understanding of neglect of purpose in the walking department
And let’s hear it for those heroic undergarments that never get noticed and never complain... utterly, remarkably fearless...
TFIF ... can you tell ...

(p.s. they all tearfully thank their supporters, their friends and family, and, of course, their mums)