Clachnaharry Cornucopian Rovers

In case you thought I wasn't serious about this, here is some more information about the football club I control have founded. You will first notice the change of name, because the fans wanted to shout: "Come on you Rovers," rather than, "come on you Cornucopians." We are a club open to all players, regardless of race, religion, sex, colour, age or ability. I have personally devised the club kit, pictured above. Green for the grass on Clachnaharry Green, pink for the beautiful sunsets, and blue, because we are not biased. A  legend has been born.