One Man and his Goat!

"Well Phil, how do you think he's doing?"

"He's got them where he wants them but he needs to keep calm...... no sudden movement or noises."

"Just got the Figure of Eight, The Gate, The Argentine Tango and 400m Hurdles to go............. but he's got time on his side......... Ahh....Ahhhh........AHHHHHHHHHCHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Bugger!"

It can be lonely being a Goatherd!