Haggis Hunting in the Hills!

Boris Johnston was being shown around a hospital in Glasgow when the doctor in charge showed him into a shiny new ward.

"Ya wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie ye!" comes the cry from one patient.

"Oi......... great chieftain o' the pudding-race!" shouts another.

"I say" protests Boris, "that's a bit off, don't you know who I am?"

"Och dinnae mind them Prime Minister, this is our new Burns Unit!"

Happy Burns Day!

Whhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeecht!!